Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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