so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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