Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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