please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
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You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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