Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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