I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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