ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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