I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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