I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.