if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.