So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i want to fuck
it's pretty self explanatory
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?