My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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