how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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