Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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