So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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