Moan for me like Helen Keller
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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