What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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