sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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