And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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