I like my sex mixed with concussions.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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