Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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