even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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