I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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