The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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