Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high