What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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