well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
so much tequila, so little girl.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
