Don't you send me to vm
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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