You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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