just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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