would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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