Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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