it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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