Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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