i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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