My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
These 19 People Are Into The Grossest Sex Fetishes
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
People Weigh In On Whether It’s Okay to Bang Your Roommate
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...