end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.