Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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