porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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