He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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