Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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