We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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