I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
