if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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