Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Sorry about my life...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit