you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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