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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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