I like to think it a success when the cops are called
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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