Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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