Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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where are you?
Hypothermia
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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