I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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