We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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