God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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