Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just had sex bonerless
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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