About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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