Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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