What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
this is an emotional support booty call
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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