I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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