Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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